WARNING!!!
Before you click on the e-mail button, keep this in mind:
Any moronic
e-mails and their respective headers and e-mail addresses will be posted
on The W (ank) Files page for the admittedly few visitors ah will have.
What, you ask, constitutes a wanker-type e-mail? If your e-mail contains
the following phrases, or something similar to these, consider yourself
a candidate:
1. ah
hate fags/atheists/goths/new wavers
2. Goddess/Allah/Jesus/Buddha/Yahweh/Zeus
hates fags/atheists/goths/new wavers
3. goths/atheists/new
wavers/fags suck
4. you're
a pervert/sinner/loser/not a real goth/ who will burn in
hell/hades/goddess/Zeus/Buddha/Yahweh/Allah/Jesus loves/hates you
5. [fill
in band name] sucks
6. ah
will pray for you/put a curse on you/hex you
NOW THIS
IS FUN
[clever depeche
mode reference, geddit?]
Presenting...the
Wankers who make this humble webpage possible...
-
Ah was looking
at a URL someone had spammed in a channel ah was visiting whilst on IRC
about four years ago and ah followed a link to thebus' webpage. Naturally
ah signed his guestbook and said "ha thar sugah" but apparently that sent
his teenage hormones into a hissy fit. Now normally ah would just write
this kid off as an immature bible thumper with no parental supervision,
but I found his attitude quite amusing - after all he did spam the channel,
asking us to visit his page and give opinions.... After you read the
e-mail
telling me how useless my page, perhaps you would like to visit his very
useful and life-changing
website. Or, if you don't feel so inclined, let me give a brief synopsis
of his page: one fairly large photo of himself, a paragraph about himself
(he's a christian and has been a Pittsburgh Steelers Fan for at least his
entire life!) and a few links. Truly an earth shattering experience eh?
Ah am truly shamed and humbled - NOT!
-
Sugah, if you
think ah have some serious emotional problems, you should
check
out this guy's page. The good news is that it's not my fault ah am
so sick, it's
all satan's fault.
-
Well, it had to
happen, didn't it? Here is a letter from a
nice christian letting me know about the mistakes on my webpage. It
was very useful. Thanks to him, ah got to clarify
some things [note: this link is to someone else's website]. Mind
you, ah may have respected him more had he actually put his email address
in the return space instead of "unknown." Thanks sugah!
-
Well sugahs, this
guy has a point, but if he wears a hat no one will see it.
-
He/she lies somewhere
between smug self righteousness and fake pity.
-
A regular
on dal.net #atheism...always predictable and arrogant...at
least he's consistent...also, don't forget to visit his creation
"science" page...
-
oh di mama sugah
ah hurt her feelings and worse yet, ah think
she may be serious
-
what
*is* he on about???
-
crikey, maybe
he's right...ah just need to get a bible so ah can try to "disprove all
the proficies that have taken place"
-
the best way to
convert a heathen is to start sending them religious
spam on a regular basis
-
just your average,
run-of-the-mill preaching
-
a christian
bloke who just wouldn't take 'no' for an answer
-
an islamic
bloke ah [apparently] spoke to on irc
-
she seems nice
enough...kinda sad tho
-
a deceitful christian
put this tract in mah kids halloween bags
-
mmmm, smells like
religious
spam
By the
way sugah, if you sent me a wanky e-mail and are pissed because you don't
see it hear, don't fret! Ah had Eudora issues and lost some wanky
e-mails. Just re-send it and you will be immortalised on this webpage.
Look sugah,
people that actually gave me compliments or, at the very least, don't hold
me in contempt:
So you're probably
thinking ah am a complete bitch with a really bad attitude. Not really,
ah am just sweet as sugah. As far as criticism of mah humble page goes,
ah don't mind sugah. Ah welcome any suggestions as ah am a newbie and ah
am stupid. Just don't bore me with "Your page sucks" mail. Ah mean,
isn't that just a little wankish?
As far as religions
go, ah just get a little put off having people constantly preach with no
scientific evidence to back up their claims, and yet ah always talk to
someone with this amazing revelation that is going to change my entire
life!!! Well, guess what? Hasn't happened and without hardcore scientific
evidence to back it up it's not going to happen either. Trust me, you have
NOT come up with some incredible evidence that no one, not even the top
scientists of our time, have never been able to find.
Ah also think
it's really pathetic that someone would e-mail another to tell them that
they cun't understand why someone would like [insert band name here] because
they suck! It's all a bit too nancy, even for the likes of me. Yes,
it's true, not everyone can be a Green Day fan so just get over it. Have
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