Subject :  church 
 
 

I was looking at your web site and I want to apologize to you in behalf of all the true christians. it is a shame that there are churches out there that act like that. That was not a worship service of Jesus Christ it was a sham. God is a person of order not something like that. We are to worship Him and not do stupid things like you saw. It is sad that there are places like that who call themselves christians and they will have to be accountable for their actions one day. Now I know you will probably put this on the wanker or whater ever page you call that but it doesnt bother me. Maybe others will see this and realize that this is not a normal church service and that there really are true christians that love and do not condemn.  Have a wonderful day.
 

Bill
 
 
 

ps.  And yes I will pray that The Holy Spirit will soften your heart one day and that you will have a future to look to.  heheheh isnt that what youd expect of us weird ppl
 
 
 

Seems like a nice enough bloke ah guess.  See, normally ah wouldn't put someone on the wankers page just for disagreeing with me and being religious, but he opted toup the religious spam floodgate, as it were.  It  took a while for me to get him to stop sending me religious spam.  Don't call me sugah, ah'll call you.  And now, for a sampling o' spam:
 
 
 

From :    "william c. malotte" <wcm> 
To :        chriper 
Subject :  Something to Think About hmmm
 
 

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT
Funny how simple it is for people
to trash God
 and then wonder why the
world's going to hell.
     Funny how we believe
 what the newspapers say,
 but question what the Bible says.
     Funny how everyone wants to
go to heaven provided
     they do not have to believe, think, say,
 or do anything the Bible says.

       Or is it scary?
       Funny how someone can say
 "I believe in God"
 but still
     follow Satan
 (who, by the way, also "believes" in God).

      Funny how you can send a thousand
 'jokes' through e-mail and they
spread like wildfire, but when you start
     sending messages regarding the Lord,
people think twice about sharing.
       Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar
and obscene pass freely through cyberspace,
 but the public discussion of
     Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.
        FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

     Funny how someone can be so
 fired up for Christ on
      Sunday, but be an invisible
 Christian the rest of the week.
      Are you laughing?
     Funny how when you go
 to forward this message,
     you will not sent it to many on
  your address list because
      you're not sure what they believe,
  or what they will
     think of you for sending it to them.
    Funny how I can be more worried
 about what other
      people think of me than
 what God thinks of me.
        Are you thinking?
 
 
 

From :   "william c. malotte" <wcm> 
To :        k_herald 
Subject : takes a while to load it but it is worth it 
 

This was sent to me and I thought you might enjoy it also May you have a happy and blessed Easter as we rejoice in our risen Saviour
 
 

This is another version of it... takes a lot longer to load and I had to reload it a few times to see it all. This version's background isn't as nice but it has sound... well worth it :)
http://www.enol.com/~jyeoman/risen2.swf
Mike 
 
 

wcm
 

Bill
 
 

From :     Barb <Barbi> (by way of "william c. malotte" <wcm>) 
To :        chriper 
Date :     Thu, 15 Jun 2000 20:09:18 
 
 

There once was a man named George Thomas, a pastor in a small New England town. One Easter Sunday morning he came to the Church carrying a rusty, bent, old bird cage, and set it by the pulpit.

Several eyebrows were raised and, as if in response, Pastor Thomas began to speak. "I was walking through town yesterday when I saw a young boy coming toward me swinging this bird cage. On the bottom of the cage were three little wild birds, shivering with cold and fright.

I stopped the lad and asked, "What you got there son?"

"Just some old birds," came the reply.

"What are you gonna do with them?" I asked.

"Take 'em home and have fun with 'em," he answered. I'm gonna tease 'em and pull out their feathers to make 'em fight. I'm gonna have a real good time."

"But you'll get tired of those birds sooner or later. What will you do then?"

"Oh, I got some cats," said the little boy.  "They like birds. I'll take 'em to them."

The pastor was silent for a moment. "How much do you want for those birds, son?"

"Huh??!!! Why, you don't want them birds, mister. They're just plain old field birds. They don't sing - they ain't even pretty!"

"How much?" the pastor asked again.

The boy sized up the pastor as if he were crazy and said, "$10?"

The pastor reached in his pocket and took out a ten dollar bill. He placed it in the boy's hand. In a flash, the boy was gone.  The pastor picked up the cage and gently carried it to the end of the alley where there was a tree and a grassy spot. Setting the cage down, hed the door, and by softly tapping the bars persuaded the birds out, setting them free. Well, that explained the empty bird cage on the pulpit, and then the pastor began to tell this story.

One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation. Satan had just come from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting.

"Yes, sir, I just caught the world full of people down there. Set me a trap, used bait I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!"

"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.

Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!"

"And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked.

"Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly.

"How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked.

"Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. Why, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you and kill you!!  You don't want those people!!"

"How much?" He asked again.

Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your tears, and all your
blood." 

Jesus said, "DONE!" Then He paid the price. The pastor picked up the cage hed the door and he walked from the pulpit.

Notes:

Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then
wonder why the world's going to hell.

Isn't it funny how we believe what the  newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the  Bible says.

Or is it scary?

Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God).

Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is     suppressed  in the school and workplace.

    FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for
sending it to them.

Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me.
____________________________________

Barb
Barbi
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