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WARNING!!! Before
you click on the e-mail button, keep this in mind:
Any moronic e-mails and their respective headers
and e-mail addresses will be posted on The W (ank) Files page for the admittedly
few visitors I will have. What, you ask, constitutes a wanker-type e-mail?
If your e-mail contains the following phrases, or something similar to
these, consider yourself a candidate:
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i hate fags/atheists/goths/new wavers
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Goddess/Allah/Jesus/Buddha/Yahweh/Zeus hates fags/atheists/goths/new
wavers
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goths/atheists/new wavers/fags suck
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you're a pervert/sinner/loser/not a real goth/ who
will burn in hell/hades
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goddess/Zeus/Buddha/Yahweh/Allah/Jesus loves/hates
you
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[fill in band name] sucks
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i'll pray for you/put a curse on you/hex you
NOW THIS IS FUN
Presenting...the Wankers
who make this humble webpage possible...
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Ooooh...Well, I decided to add a wanker. I was looking
at a URL someone had spammed in a channel I was visiting whilst on IRC about two and a half years ago
and I followed a link to thebus' webpage. Naturally I signed his guestbook
and said "ha ther sugah" but apparently that sent his teenage hormones
into a hissy fit. Now normally I would just write this kid off as an immature
bible thumper with no parental supervision, but I found his attitude quite
amusing. After you read the e-mail telling me
how useless my page, perhaps you would like to
visit
his very useful and life-changing page. Or, if
you don't feel so inclined, let me give a brief synopsis of his page: one
fairly large photo of himself (don't laugh now sugahs, that wouldn't be
nice awwwwwwwwwwww), a paragraph about himself (he's a xian and has been
a Pittsburgh Steelers Fan for at least his entire life!) and a few links.
Truly an earth shattering experience eh? I am truly shamed and humbled
- NOT!
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Oh fab, yet another wanker. Sugah, if you think I
have some serious emotional problems, you should check out this
guy's page. The good news is that it's not my fault I am so sick, it's
all satan's fault.
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Well, it had to happen, didn't it? Here is a
letter from a nice christian letting me know
about the mistakes on my webpage. It was very useful. Thanks to him,
I got to clarify some
things. Mind you, I may have respected him more had he actually
put his email address in the return space instead of "unknown."
Thanks sugah!
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Well sugahs,
this
guy has a point, but if he wears a hat no one will see it.
Well sugahs, I did have some logs from chats on
dalnet up here with crazy christian fundamentalists, but I took them down.
I will put them back up at a later date. In case you wondering what some
xians say when others aren't watching.... Basically, there were logs of
christians messaging me wanting to know VERY intimate things about me,
want to cybersex me, and even a muslim who thought raping would be fun
hehe ahh well.
So you're probably thinking I'm a complete bitch
with a really bad attitude. Not really, I'm just sweet as sugah. As far
as criticism of my humble page goes, I don't mind that all. I welcome any
suggestions as I'm a newbie. I just don't wanna have to deal with "Your
page sucks" mail. I mean, isn't that just a little wankish? As far as religions
go, I just get a little put off having people constantly preach with no
scientific evidence to back up their claims, and yet I always talk to someone
with this amazing revelation that is going to change my entire life!!!
Well, guess what? Hasn't happened and without hardcore scientific evidence
to back it up it's not going to happen either. Trust me, you have NOT come
up with some incredible evidence that no one, not even the top scientists
of our time, have never been able to find.
I also think it's really pathetic that someone
would e-mail another to tell them that they cun't understand why someone
would like [insert band name here] because they suck! Well excuse the hell
out of me for having my own personal likes. Yes, it's true, not everyone
can be a Green Day fan so just get over it. Have a nice day.
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