Well ha thar sugah, glad you could
make it. Now you may think that church reviews are a strange idea.
Ah agree sugah, please allow me to explain. Ah got the idea when
I went to church with a charismatic christian friend of mine a few weeks
ago. It was, without a doubt, one of the most hilarious freak shows
ah have ever personally witnessed. Ah figured if people read reviews
of something as mundane as movies ahead of time to weed out the real cluckers
in the crowd, why should they not be forewarned about what to expect as
certain churches? At least in a movie theatre your risk of hazard
is fairly low. Get caught in a church, especially a charismatic one,
and you may come out with a dislocated collarbone and/or brain. So
sugahs, with that in mind, ah plan (hopefully) to make this twice monthly
thing (if ah can stomach it that much)...
Churches Reviewed:
1. Life
Christian Church - Fenton, Missouri. |
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