'"If we are going to teach 'creation science' as an alternative
to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as
an alternative to biological reproduction." - Judith Hayes' 
Set by mcat
 
 
 

'Pantheism:  the belief that God will deliver you,  in 30
minutes or less.' Set by BoHemyth
 
 
 

'If God was scared of a simple tower,  imagine his dismay
upon seeing his reflection in the Hubble Telescope!!!!' 
Set by BoHemyth
 
 
 

'The proponents of intelligent design are proof there is 
no such thing as intelligent design.'   Set by BoHemyth
 
 
 

'There are several dimensions,  which we can't perceive,  
but which are "curled up" in tiny balls. (Yeah right.  And, 
God is a curly-fry.)'  Set by BoHemyth
 
 
 

'Holy Book (n.)  Any ancient book,  with lots of holes
in it.' Set by BoHemyth
 
 
 

'The only way Jesus will rise again, is if he reincarnates
as a cup of yeast.' Set by Bohemyth
 
 
 

'My dogma was hit by my karma,  creating a catastrophe.'  
Set by BoHemyth
 
 
 

'If "Christ" gives you a warm feeling in your chest,  
you've got heartburn.' Set by BoHemyth
 
 
 

'<Az_> Heard a great line today, "The republicans 
want to shrink the size of the government so it just fits
inside your bedroom"' Set by Roddy
 
 
 

'<CindyLee> Although it is said that faith can move mountains, 
experience has shown that dynamite works better.'  Set by Zygon
 
 
 

'"Why is it the biggest outcries against same sex marriage 
always come from places attempting to uphold the sacred 
bond between a man and his cousin?" Will Durst  Set by 
Merope
 
 
 

'Jesus said, "He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword." 
In the end, Jesus, an ex-carpenter, got nailed to a board.'   
Set by Roddy_Madness
 
 
 

'God impregnated Jesus' mother. Jesus was the son of God.
Jesus is God. Jesus, therefore, was the first redneck.' Set by
Maddy_Rodness
 
 
 

'Jesus returned; nickserv killed him.' Set by Velvet_Acid_Christ
 
 
 

'Guess what?  The rapture REALLY DID HAPPEN! If you are still 
here, then you weren't really a xian after all.... Set by ScubaDawg
 
 
 

'"A UFO has never landed at Harvard, or Yale, or Princeton.  
It's always two assholes with Coors beer in a recreational 
vehicle."  - Joan Rivers.'  Set by AgnosticPope
 
 
 

'<DonQuay> let me get this straight... God created 
people so that they would have free will to not do as 
god planned... what type of a nutter is this guy?'  
Set by CynicalBastard
 
 
 

'"I used to think it was a tough thing to be a Christian 
in this big, bad world. You want to see something 
interesting, try not being one." - Norman Barker'  Set by JJA
 
 
 

'<KingJehu`> Jesus rode many an ass' Set by infinite_monkey
 
 
 

'"We know too much to be skeptics, and too little to be 
dogmatists." (Pascal)'  Set by Jest
 
 
 

'The tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies 
and his rule begins. -- Kierkegaard  Set by  Dark_Core
 
 
 

'<kathyanne> I'm going to smack some religion into
you mother fuckers.'  Set by Carvin
 
 
 

'<|leelo|> God has the right to do genicide man does not' 
Set by Heathen
 
 
 

'Xian killers won't feel guilt if god told them to do it'  
Set by Heathen
 
 
 

The arrogance of ignorance, claiming certain knowlegde 
where non exists... religion?  Set by Vidraga
 
 
 

"Science has all the answers, we just don't have all the 
science." -- James Morrow Set by Marlowe
 
 
 

It is better to debate a question without settling it than
to settle a question without debating it." -  Joseph 
Joubert (1754-1824)'  Set by Sethar
 
 
 

'You go Yahweh, and I'll go mine!' Set by
Roddy_Madness
 
 
 

'"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." 
-- Carl Jung'  Set by PosionPen
 
 
 

Ryft walks over to Sethar and absently thrusts his
penis into Sethar's ear <Natural409> Ryft, I hope 
you are wearing rubbers so Sethar won't get hearing 
AIDS.'  Set by Sethar
 
 
 

'"Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am 
master of my fate and captain of my soul." - Ashleigh 
Brilliant' Set by JJA
 
 
 

Topic is 'Clayton Waagner, the anti-abortionist 
anthrax hoaxer, claimed God told him to do it. 
In response, John Ashcroft asks all people with 
Christian-sounding last names to come in for 
questioning. -- (From NPR's Rewind)'  Set by Sethar
 
 
 

'<Chirron> And for the record: I have NEVER had 
sexual relations with my mother'  Set by Jest
 
 
 

BoHemyth changes topic to 'Are you looking for 
God?  You will find him/her/it in the place where
parallel lines intersect.'
 
 
 

BoHemyth changes topic to "Find more pleasure
in intelligent dissent than in passive agreement,
for if you value intelligence as you should, the former 
implies a deeper agreement than the latter." 
(Bertrand Russell)
 
 
 

Sastra changes topic to 'Would you like an 
intelligent discussion, a heated debate, or 
an unpleasant argument? Please let us know.'

Topic is   '<PoisonPen> Well, one positive thing to
come out of this is it's made up my mind for me. 
There can be no peace with the US.  From this point
forward, I am at war with the US. <PoisonPen> Wherever
I am, Amerikans will not prosper.'   Set by Dark_Core

DigitalChicken changes topic to '"This is not a holy war
but Jesus is on our side." - Pat Robertson'

goliath_cobalt changes topic to '<OL-> My ass is for
functions, not pleasure'