Welcome to the beginnings of mah humble #atheism quote file, part 2.  Everyone in channel seems to be 
doing it and you know how ah am sugah, ah just have to follow suit.  Some are funny, insightful or
 downright stupid.  Anyhoo sugah, ths page has quotes from atheists.  I also have quotes from 
theists, quit messages and channel topics and, of course, a list of our resident Christian Buddhist 
Atheist, PoisonPen...If you're not here, then say something on channel dammit!
 
 

 
<DrunkWizard> No shit.  My grandma still says things like "Jew it down" referring to lowering a price.
<DrunkWizard> And she secretly hates the black child that my cousin and her husband adopted.
<DrunkWizard> Aside from that, she's a great person.



<Jiyuu> "Schopenhauer was right, wouldn't you say?  Life without pain has no meaning.  
Gentlemen, I am here to give your lives...meaning." -- Red Dwarf




<Anarchist-Superstar> I dislike british...
<Anarchist-Superstar> the way they spell is attrocious..




<Ryft> "To illustrate the vain conceit that the universe must be somehow pre-ordained for us, 
because we are so well-suited to live in it, he [Adams] mimed a wonderfully funny imitation of a 
puddle of water, fitting itself snugly into a depression in the ground, the depression uncannily being 
exactly the same shape as the puddle." -- Richard Dawkins, in "Lament for Douglas" (14 May 2001)




<Capt_tbt> if somone has to have a hose up there ass, they need to sit down and figure out what 
there eating to make it clogged up




<mr_sunshine> You know that big yellow stain that gets left behind on a lush green lawn after 
somebody spews their guts up at a party? well ... thats Los Angeles




<Witchy> text cyber is like trying to cum with only wind blowing on my clit..
<Witchy> just doesnt happen







<Urizen> i just figured one day it was time to put pot away...I dont collect He-man and Skeletor 
action figures any more either....




<KonKan> How do we really *know* if the Sodium atom bonded with the Chlorine atom?

<SkepticallyVegan> KonKan: Perhaps the Sodium atom breaks their bond of fidelity when we're
 not watching, mocking us behind our backs, until we turn around and force it together through the
 power of our obsevation.

<Black_Bishop> Why do we break up matter into atoms?  Aren't we all just atoms on a 
subconcious level?  If you break up a human, they start to die, so clearly humans are the smallest 
unit of humanity. A human atom.

<Bigforearms> bonding is an archaic institution invented by the alpha sodium to repress the 
innocent chlorine atoms so that it can rape it

<KonKan> The desire of Sodium and Chloride to bond is just a manifestation of the desire of 
atoms for world peace and harmony.

<Black_Bishop> NihilSum: You are denying you atomization.  You clearly need to read some 
cryptic texts written by dead guys.

<Bigforearms> KonKan: BONDIST!




<Chiron> This is like the jerry springer show, except without the southern accents and 
adhesive uni-brows.




<b4^> let's face it, most chrisians are pretyy studpic




<yes_it`s_syntax> Jon Lord is the ubermensch.

<yes_it`s_syntax> he's the manliest man in the world. Anyone can be aggressive with smart 
guitar  distortion pedals, but try to be aggressive with a church organ. Jon Lord does.

<yes_it`s_syntax> I'm listening to Deep Purple's new album, and I'm almost fainting from the
 immense ammounts of sheer testosterone pouring through his organ.




<TalkyToaster> "Look at that tree....what more proof do you need of Gods' existance?" "You 
mean the tree that dog is pissing on?"




<Bastinado> "Forgiven, Not Perfect" and other Christian slogans designed to somehow attempt to
 elevate less desirable human charactaristics and behaviour above the level of personal 
responsibility do not impress me at all




<qwerty> well, I see it this way.  Do I believe that there are little blue men living on the dark 
side of the moon?  No.  Am I CERTAIN that there are no little blue men living on the dark side of 
the moon?  Also no.  Some people might say that makes me a little-blue-men agnostic, and more
 power to them, but I consider myself a little-blue-men atheist




<Bastinado> SailorRepublica: you are entitled to your own beliefs; you are NOT entitled to your 
own facts

<SailorRepublica> Bastinado: I am entitled to my own beliefs, YOU are not entitled to force your
 logic on me.




<@Azure-dynamo> The Pineapple Argument for the Existence of God:  If Pineapples exist, God
 exists.  Pineapples exist.  Therefore, God exists.




<satistical> im sure another day i will be pissed at drunk for being a retard, but that won't be 
anytime soon, as he was the right one in the recent argument




<unforgvn> nihil: order in the food chain, all world.. atmosphere physical laws they all show the 
existence of a Great Justice Having Creator




<DrSaddam> zionist-hindu alliance disconnected me




<MassHysteria> -"operator?" -"name and city, please" -"Jesus Christ, heaven" -"thank you, hold 
please" -"hello?" - "Jesus speaking" -"hey man whaassssuuuuuppp" -"please, my time is precious 
get to the point." -"whassssuuuppp" CLICK




<Riley> One of the best ways to prevent terrorism is to spread Atheism.




<Riley> Anyone that thinks the Bible is true is myth-taken




<`Deci`B> Fanatical atheist: "There is no god... and if there is, we're gonna blow him up."




<berlioz> "Proper" Muslims quietly and publicly deplore bin Laden's activities - while celebrating 
them privately.  Muslims are monomaniacal theists with little sense of human life. All has been 
turned over to Allah, the non-existent 'author' of the Muslim decay into mass barbarism.




<AnDriocht> in American novels: Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy gets girl back; in English 
novels Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy meets boy; in French novels everyone gets the girl; 
in Russian novels nobody gets anybody and they all spend 450 pages brooding about it




<Arken> "You've got a Methodist Coloring Book and you color really well, but don't color outside
 the lines, or God will send you to hell" -- Dead Milkmen




<StCynicAFK> Every time I have sex my eyes burn. I think it's the mace.




<JJA> Psalm 137 is the revenge cry of the Israelites.  They did not yet have Jesus to tell them to
 turn the other cheek, so they wished for the slaughter of their enemy's children.




<KarlMarx> Gone with the Wind is based in places which are real, and in a war which was real, it 
doesnt mean the STORY is therefore real




<KarlMarx> Mercuryism - worship of his most divine and serene master, Freddie Mercury :)




<Dark_C0re> this is Hedrin we are talking about here. He is the same guy who has cracked 
the joke: "Woman (noun): The skin around a vagina".  




<Hedrin> nod, woman=life support system for a vagina (j/k)




<Firelock> I crave the limitless power of opdom.  My soul hungers for it!!!




<Charbon> Chirron, come on.  Sperm are not unborn human beings.  They are zygotes or 
something




wubwub knows that you put your weewee in her fuzzy wuzzy and go woohoo and then she
 gets fat!




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