<NihilSum> Deebus is da May, da Toof, and da Mie - Buckwheat Ministries
 
 
 

<kudayta> life is a journey, not a destination.
 
 
 

<StCynic> Mahatma Ghandi walked over India with no shoes, so he built 
up an impressive set of callouses. The macrobiotic diet he was on made
him quite frail and also cursed him with bad breath. This made him, 
of course, a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
 
 
 

<JJA> Our father who's not in Heaven, hollow be thy threats. Thy sting 
is numb; thy will be gone on Earth, as there is no Heaven. Leave us to
make our daily bread, for we give our debts to no celestial debtors.
Leave us to our facts and reason, which deliver from thy evil, for thine
is the prison of the cowards and the foolish forever.
 
 
 

<goliath_cobalt> Question: What is the height of globalisation?

<goliath_cobalt> Answer: Princess Diana's death.

<goliath_cobalt> Question: How come?

<goliath_cobalt> Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian
boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a 
Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was pissed on Scottish whiskey,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, 
treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines! And this
is sent to you by an Australian, using Bill Gates' technology which he 
stole from the Japanese.
 
 
 

<Hominid> nothing says "I just got out of prison" quite like having more 
tattoos than teeth.
 
 
 

<Spudboy> "I am Pentium of borg. Mathematics is irrelevant. Accuracy is futile. 
You will be approximated."
 
 
 

<Hominid> fortunately, the typical Christian fundamentalist couldn't successfully 
make a grab for his own penis three times out of five if you let him use a map 
and a flashlight.
 
 
 

<Zomar> "God loves you, but he'll send you to hell if you don't worship him". 
Sounds like an abusive relationship to me.  I want a restraining order...
 
 
 

<user___> I really admire the european inclination towards taking everythnig 
and asking "how can I kill people with this."
 
 
 

Riley knows a guy who stitched his own rubber woman so he could rape what 
he sewed
 
 
 

<Verlaine> Hey, blackmarket drugs aren't all bad. Hell, they've
been teaching kids the metric system since 1954
 
 
 

<Hominid> verlaine, a few weeks ago someone tried to sell EFnet on eBay. 
"For sale:  one out-of-date IRC network.  Order now and get, absolutely 
free, a 3 gigabyte/second DoS attack"  Ebay pulled the auction after a 
few days.  The highest bid was $2.
 
 
 

<Hominid> Because if you piss off the Mighty Mormon Power Rangers 
and the Crystal Methodists, only the Jehovah's Witness Protection 
Program can help you.
 
 
 

<Jest-> I'm sure if Syntax was here, he'd remind us that Chopin was 
a pop musician on par with Madonna and only Fwelifj wlfij is worthwhile.

<KonKan> No doubt. The fact that people listen to Chopin these days
indicate that Chopin was a shallow music whore who appealed to the 
lowest common denominator. Ifjaknsfd Urnqwn is infinitely superior.
 
 
 

<MassHysteria> I have pet cactus.. he's a real prick
 
 
 

<Riley> women have hormones, prostitutes have whore-moans ... 
 
 
 

<Honestus_Occisor> I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and 
gitty and gay!
 
 
 

<Greg_J> "Christmas is the one time of year that people of all 
religions come together to worship Jesus CHrist"
 
 
 

<Godlessheathen> why is it that every born again has a history of 
drug and alcohol abuse?
 
 
 

<Greg_J> I was drunk...I did drugs...I womanized...until I lost Jesus.  
I became a born-again atheist and cleaned up my act.  Praise nothing!
 
 
 

<HomerTheArcticButtPirate> Atheists generate about as much 
sympathy as pedophiles
 
 
 

<Daerken> Believing in a god, and being unwilling to question 
said belief, can only be harmful to the gathering of knowledge.
 
 
 

<krackbaby> each dog's butt has a unique smell. It's a form 
of greeting and a form of identification.

<BoHemyth> I told my dog: you're wasting your time. MY shit, 
doesn't stink.
 
 
 

<CHATGUY> Charles Manson, Jesus Christ...same thing
 
 
 

<Rorschach_> I hate it when a dozen drunk leprechauns bust 
into your room at night and beat the crap out of you.
 
 
 

<Anata> I'm just like this 12 year old male virgin!!
 
 
 

Anata rips out Ogdred's intestines thru his ass and drags
it to his mouf
<Anata> EAT THIS AND SHUT UP
 
 
 

<Anata>  #aTHeiSm ?! Carvin doo didly done changed
the channel name!
 
 
 

<Red_Velvet> Fashion advice from a bunch of people on
IRC on a Saturday night may not be such a good idea...
 
 
 

Red_Velvet marks the days on her calender for when she can 
take pics of Rose naked legally
 
 
 

<Pinker> Anata sent me a picture of his penis.  He severed it and 
put it in a plate of fried rice and shrimp.  Want to see?
 
 
 

<Sastra> the more abstract and symbolic God becomes, the less 
it relies on a lot of anthropomorphic tribal god ideas, or on infinite
characteristics run amok
 
 
 
 

<HeatDeath> I wouldn't fuck with the Hindu's. Kali makes Satan
look like a choir boy
 
 
 

<Heathen> "If 50 million people believe a foolish thing, it is still 
a foolish thing" --Anatole France
 
 
 

<God_of_Null> Lets all pretend that a miracle just occured and
were all miraculously converted the next time a theist comes in here.
 
 
 

<mcat> Jesus had a bad weekend for your sins.
 
 
 

<Atheist> "After hearing that there are over 3 million dishwashers
in the U.S., Pat Buchanan called for stricter immigration laws."
 
 
 

<Garon> I _love_ the smell of gasoline.
 
 
 

<Adrec> Call me crazy, but I *like* the smell of horse excriment.
<Adrec> That's the only type of feces that I like though.