<DrunkWizard> No shit.  My grandma still says things like "Jew it down" 
                       referring to lowering a price.
<DrunkWizard> And she secretly hates the black child that my cousin and 
                       her husband adopted.
<DrunkWizard> Aside from that, she's a great person.
 
 
 

<Jiyuu> "Schauer was right, wouldn't you say?  Life without pain
has no meaning. Gentlemen, I am here to give your lives...meaning." 
-- Red Dwarf
 
 
 

<Anarchist-Superstar> I dislike british...
<Anarchist-Superstar> the way they spell is attrocious..
 
 
 

<Ryft> "To illustrate the vain conceit that the universe must be 
somehow pre-ordained for us, because we are so well-suited to 
live in it, he [Adams]mimed a wonderfully funny imitation of a 
puddle of water, fitting itself snugly into a depression in the 
ground, the depression uncannily being exactly the same 
shape as the puddle." -- Richard Dawkins, in "Lament for 
Douglas" (14 May 2001)
 
 
 

<Capt_tbt> if somone has to have a hose up there ass, 
they need to sit down and figure out what there eating to 
make it clogged up
 
 
 

<mr_sunshine> You know that big yellow stain that gets left
behind on a lush green lawn after somebody spews their 
guts up at a party? well ... thats Los Angeles
 
 
 

<Witchy> text cyber is like trying to cum with only
wind blowing on my clit..
<Witchy> just doesnt happen
 
 
 

<Urizen> i just figured one day it was time to put pot away
...I dont collect He-man and Skeletor action figures any more either....
 
 
 

<KonKan> How do we really *know* if the Sodium atom 
bonded with the Chlorine atom?

<SkepticallyVegan> KonKan: Perhaps the Sodium atom 
breaks their bond of fidelity when we're  not watching, 
mocking us behind our backs, until we turn around and 
force it together through the  power of our obsevation.

<Black_Bishop> Why do we break up matter into atoms?  
Aren't we all just atoms on a subconcious level?  If you 
break up a human, they start to die, so clearly humans
are the smallest unit of humanity. A human atom.

<Bigforearms> bonding is an archaic institution invented
by the alpha sodium to repress the innocent chlorine 
atoms so that it can rape it

<KonKan> The desire of Sodium and Chloride to bond 
is just a manifestation of the desire of atoms for world
peace and harmony.

<Black_Bishop> NihilSum: You are denying you atomization. 
You clearly need to read some cryptic texts written by dead guys.

<Bigforearms> KonKan: BONDIST!
 
 
 

<Chiron> This is like the jerry springer show, except
without the southern accents and adhesive uni-brows.
 
 
 

<b4^> let's face it, most chrisians are pretyy studpic
 
 
 

<yes_it`s_syntax> Jon Lord is the ubermensch.

<yes_it`s_syntax> he's the manliest man in the world. Anyone
can be aggressive with smart guitar  distortion pedals, but try 
to be aggressive with a church organ. Jon Lord does.

<yes_it`s_syntax> I'm listening to Deep Purple's new album, 
and I'm almost fainting from the immense ammounts of sheer
testosterone pouring through his organ.
 
 
 

<TalkyToaster> "Look at that tree....what more proof
do you need of Gods' existance?" "You mean the tree
that dog is pissing on?"
 
 
 

<Bastinado> "Forgiven, Not Perfect" and other Christian 
slogans designed to somehow attempt to elevate less 
desirable human charactaristics and behaviour above the
level of personal responsibility do not impress me at all
 
 
 

<qwerty> well, I see it this way.  Do I believe that there 
are little blue men living on the dark side of the moon? 
No.  Am I CERTAIN that there are no little blue men living 
on the dark side of the moon?  Also no.  Some people 
might say that makes me a little-blue-men agnostic, 
and more power to them, but I consider myself a 
little-blue-men atheist
 
 
 

<Bastinado> SailorRepublica: you are entitled to your own
beliefs; you are NOT entitled to your own facts

<SailorRepublica> Bastinado: I am entitled to my own beliefs,
YOU are not entitled to force your logic on me.
 
 
 

<@Azure-dynamo> The Pineapple Argument for the
Existence of God:  If Pineapples exist, God exists.  
Pineapples exist.  Therefore, God exists.
 
 
 

<satistical> im sure another day i will be pissed at drunk 
for being a retard, but that won't be anytime soon, as he
was the right one in the recent argument
 
 
 

<unforgvn> nihil: order in the food chain, all world.. 
atmosphere physical laws they all show the existence 
f a Great Justice Having Creator
 
 
 

<DrSaddam> zionist-hindu alliance disconnected me
 
 
 

<MassHysteria> -"operator?" -"name and city, please" -"Jesus
Christ, heaven" -"thank you, hold please" -"hello?" - "Jesus 
speaking" -"hey man whaassssuuuuuppp" -"please, my time 
is precious get to the point." -"whassssuuuppp" CLICK
 
 
 

<Riley> One of the best ways to prevent terrorism is to 
spread Atheism.
 
 
 

<Riley> Anyone that thinks the Bible is true is myth-taken
 
 
 

<`Deci`B> Fanatical atheist: "There is no god... and if there is, 
we're gonna blow him up."
 
 
 

<berlioz> "Proper" Muslims quietly and publicly deplore bin
Laden's activities - while celebrating them privately.  Muslims 
are monomaniacal theists with little sense of human life. All 
has been turned over to Allah, the non-existent 'author' of the
Muslim decay into mass barbarism.
 
 
 

<AnDriocht> in American novels: Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, 
boy gets girl back; in English novels Boy meets girl, boy loses 
girl, boy meets boy; in French novels everyone gets the girl; 
in Russian novels nobody gets anybody and they all spend 
450 pages brooding about it
 
 
 

<Arken> "You've got a Methodist Coloring Book and you 
color really well, but don't color outside the lines, or God 
will send you to hell" -- Dead Milkmen
 
 
 

<StCynicAFK> Every time I have sex my eyes burn. 
I think it's the mace.
 
 
 

<JJA> Psalm 137 is the revenge cry of the Israelites.  
They did not yet have Jesus to tell them to turn the 
other cheek, so they wished for the slaughter of their 
enemy's children.
 
 
 

<KarlMarx> Gone with the Wind is based in places which
arereal, and in a war which was real, it doesnt mean the 
STORY is therefore real
 
 
 

<KarlMarx> Mercuryism - worship of his most divine and 
serene master, Freddie Mercury :)
 
 
 

<Dark_C0re> this is Hedrin we are talking about here. He is
the same guy who has cracked the joke: "Woman (noun): 
The skin around a vagina". 
 
 
 

<Hedrin> nod, woman=life support system for a vagina (j/k)
 
 
 

<Firelock> I crave the limitless power of opdom.  
My soul hungers for it!!!
 
 
 

<Charbon> Chirron, come on.  Sperm are not unborn 
human beings.  They are zygotes or something
 
 
 

wubwub knows that you put your weewee in her fuzzy wuzzy 
and go woohoo and then she  gets fat!
 
 
 

<Spudboy> "I am Pentium of borg. Mathematics is irrelevant.
Accuracy is futile. You will be approximated."
 
 
 

<Hominid> fortunately, the typical Christian fundamentalist 
couldn't successfully make a grab for his own penis three times
out of five if you let him use a map and a flashlight.
 
 
 

<Zomar> "God loves you, but he'll send you to hell if you don't 
worship him".  Sounds like an abusive relationship to me.  I want 
a restraining order...
 
 
 

<user___> I really admire the european inclination towards 
taking everythnig and asking "how can I kill people with this."
 
 
 

Riley knows a guy who stitched his own rubber woman so he
could rape what he sewed