What is #abusive? Well sugah, it is pretty much a free-for-all. The only kickable 
offence is silence. Other than that, feel free to make an arse out of yourself. If ah 
know you sugah, you'll do just that. Ah swear you are so bloody predictable awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...Anyhoo sugah, the diTa and traci show is really an 
advice show. Advice for sex and anything else you may need. But we're NOT like 
that hypocritical Dr. Laura rag. We actually practice what we preach. We also do re-enactments and just about anything else.

To schedule an appearance on the diTa and traci show you can e-mail the sluts, 
but only a real nob would do that. What's wrong sugah, don't you have the bottle 
to just show up?  Usually, you would normally have to go to the Sugah Enterprises 
page. You'll notice this is where a link should be. If the sluts would ever get off 
their lazy bums and do the bloody web page, we could have a link here. No matter 
sugah, technically, we don't book guests, they just show up, but we have to look 
official to kiss the sponsors arses.  Ah'm sure you understand how it is.  Just show
up sugah. 

We love to share real life stories or sexual fantasies, gay bi or straight and giving 
advice sugah because we're all about you...And don't punk out once you schedule 
an appearance sugah, that is so unprofessional. Besides which, we will spread nasty 
rumours about you shagging with Tom Arnold and Rosie O'Donnell. No-shows really 
piss off the advertisers and we are trying for a syndication deal. It is almost as bad 
as ruining a pair of diTa's Prada's sugah.

If you're one of those pompous wankers who wants a list of questions ahead of 
time or has a list of questions that are off limits then just forget it sugah. There is 
about as much chance of that happening as there is of Andy poking diTa. Just
don't be a bore sugah. The hosts get paid big bucks and you are there to make 
them look good sugah. We're trying to get a syndication deal you know. We'll be 
bigger than Jerry Springer. BTW sugahs, if you decide to pull a Jerry Springer, try 
not to drip blood on diTa's Prada's as she gets very pissy about that sort of thing.

Sugah ah am sorry you cun't schedule with me, but ah am just the camera girl. Ah 
do all the behind the scenes work and look how ah get treated. Typical, eh? Ah well, 
it's not all bad ah suppose. Ah'm with the whore union at least, so the sluts cun't fire 
me. Sugah if you want to learn more about the sluts, visit the OPS page.

Well, it looks like the sluts have given me a promotion. Apparently ah am now 
executive producer of the show. Now what the bloody hell is that suppose to mean??? 
Now the sluts actually expect me to work! Technically ah think this means ah am in 
charge of the web page cuz ah know there is no bloody way to control the guests.
 

#abusive topic on 10.06.02 at 10:00 p.m. EST: 

"The diTa and the stupid Whore Traci show - Produced by Tripnotic awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

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