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sugah and welcome to the #abusive home page. Anyhoo, #abusive is
our lil' channel on dalnet. You can get there by downloading and installing
mIRC.
After all that, just hop on dalnet and join #abusive. Coolness, eh?
What is
#abusive? Well sugah, it is pretty much a free-for-all. The only kickable
offence is silence. Other than that, feel free to make an arse out of yourself.
If I know you sugah, you'll do just that. I swear you are so bloody predictable
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...The diTa and traci- show is really an advice
show. Advice for sex and anything else you may need. We're all about you
sugah...But we're NOT like that hypocritical Dr. Laura rag. We actually
practice what we preach. We also do re-enactments and just about anything
else.
To
on the diTa and traci- show you can . Usually, you would normally have to go to the Sugah Enterprises
page. You'll notice this is where a link should be. If the sluts would
ever get off their lazy bums and do the bloody web page, we could have
a link here. OK, technically we don't book guests, they just show up, but
we have to look official to kiss the sponsors arses, I'm sure you understand
how it is. Anyhoo, this will be the official page for now...if you need
any sex advice, just email the diTa and traci- show by clicking on the
sluts names, or go to the bottom of the page and connect through ICQ. Better
yet, just show up sugah. We love to share real life stories or sexual fantasies,
gay bi or straight...And don't punk out once you schedule an appearance
sugah, that is so unprofessional. Besides which, we will spread nasty rumours
about you sleeping with Tom Arnold and/or Rosie O'Donnell. No-shows really
piss off the advertisers and we are trying for a syndication deal. It is
almost as bad as ruining a pair of diTa's Prada's sugah.
If you're
one of those pompous
wankers who wants a list
of questions ahead of time or has a list of questions that are off limits
then just forget it sugah. There is about as much chance of that happening
as there is of Andy Bell poking diTa. Just don't be a bore sugah. The hosts
get paid big bucks and you are there to make them look good sugah. We're
trying to get a syndication deal you know. We'll be bigger than Jerry Springer.
BTW sugahs, if you decide to pull a Jerry Springer, try not to drip blood
on diTa's Prada's as she gets very pissy about that sort of thing.
I'm sorry
you cun't schedule with me, but I'm just the camera girl. I do all the
work and look how I get treated. Typical, eh? Ah well, it's not all bad
I suppose. I'm union at least, so the sluts cun't fire me. Sugah If you
want to learn more about the sluts, visit the OPS
page.
Well, it
looks like the sluts have given me a promotion. Apparently I am now executive
producer of the show. Now what the hell is that suppose to mean??? Now
the sluts actually expect me to work! Technically I think this means I'm
in charge of the web page cuz I know there is no bloody way to control
the guests.
#abusive
topic on 03.09.00 at 9:00 a.m. EST:
"like sluts
in a whore house....these are the Whores of our lives...awwwww"
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